She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
We left the knife in your bed.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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