sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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