My room smells like vodka and shame
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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