I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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