You're so nebulous sometimes
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Randomize
