You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
