And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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