Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I got chris browned last night
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
True college students do jello shots in the library
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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