whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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