Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
It's never too late to be topless.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
