Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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