idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
she peed on how many people?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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