So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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