If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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