No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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