Reggie can tackle my bush.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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