Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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