idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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