well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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