He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
