if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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