Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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