its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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