Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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