How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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