Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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