I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You need Xanax blowdarts
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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