People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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