I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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