I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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