I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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