I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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