I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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