Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
so let's talk penis.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Found the puke drawer
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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