Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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