How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Randomize
