U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I just cut my nipple shaving
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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