Me too!
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Randomize
