That's intense
I should be sponsored by Trojan
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
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