I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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