I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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