You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Do vagina's smell?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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