Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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