Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He? As in you personified your dick?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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