I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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