So drunk, too bad you don't want this
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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