Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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