Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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