Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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