I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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