I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
You need Xanax blowdarts
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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