Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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