OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Did I show you my penis last night?
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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