I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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