I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
my shit smells like andre
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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