is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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