I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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