She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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